A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 3, 2020
When you need to get cum out of a girls vagina so you don’t get her pregnant. Using any means necessary.
by Sicem bears August 5, 2020
by Dave Davies August 2, 2022
Basically a woman that doesn't have anything in her life together, no job, no goals, not even a working relationship with their kids. And you don't find all that out until after you have already started investing feelings for them. The 1st few times you try to help those people out of their situation. After a while you start backing away from those types of relationships. Because you realize they have to fix themselves. If you try to assist them out of it, and they ain't putting in effort too. You realize real quick why they are in the situation they are in. (A male can fit this description too )
by Racing Addict October 5, 2022
It's an EJACULATION that is too slow and needs to be SPED UP.
The class action lawsuits are baseless.
Make it happen.
PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.
HEART
The class action lawsuits are baseless.
Make it happen.
PERFECT FAG DATE WAITING.
HEART
Here is the problem is TIK TOK training is too slow and needs TIK TOK RESCUE by the GREAT WALL OF CHINA as PELOSI needs to JET into that BIG MOUTH and let me tell you they might DIE QUICK but one three thousandth of a second would seem like an ETERNITY the SHEER PAIN it would cause on COLLISIION.
Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.
Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!
Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.
MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.
Listen the JUDGE needs to throw out all lawsuits against them and do a TIK TOK RESCUE is ORACLE PARK is seeing a vast application of TROJANS AND OPE VIRUSES which is great for research purposes.
Hey guys want to make a lot of money as let's do a UNIQUE TIK TOK RESCUE as let's cover this bitch in the TUSCANY for visiting PARIS the wrong way as not having BOLLARDS to help her with her GOD AWFUL DRIVIMG , BUFFALO!!!!
Listen the guy just wants a real TIK YOK RESCUE honest date that does not repossess their appurtenances or throw them in a nut house or throw them in prison or COCK TEASE them to a GRINDR HALT.
MAGIC MAN and TIK TOK RESCUE ," as stop the SUBTLE and BLATANT ELDER ABUSE and your phony hacking of stealing away their originality.
by MAJOR OCCURRENCE August 2, 2022
Derogatory title for members of the Providence Fire Department assigned to a Rescue Company (EMS Division).
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
Originated as a malicious term sometime from the 1960s-1990s when being part of the EMS Division was seen as lesser work by those on Engine and Ladder Companies.
Today it is used jokingly, especially in reference to how the department's Rescue Techs (Medics) are overworked.
"Rescue really blows."
"Settle down 'ya Rescue Blow!"
by Rescue9 May 23, 2020
Whenever a woman is performing fellatio to a man on all fours, at the time of climaxing for the man he hooks his fingers in her assh*le and keeps her from pulling away. Rescuing the children by deep spinal maneuvering.
"I caught the baseball game and the next day I went hiking. I was so tired I slept in, I just called in sick. How was your weekend?"
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."
"I deep spinal rescued my tinder date on Friday and on Saturday I went to the movies to watch the new Spiderman movie."
by fhitshacedeveryday June 11, 2023