fairly athletic quails

also known as frequently asked questions. twenty one pilot fans understand.

"People think that it means, 'frequently asked questions', but its actually, 'fairly athletic quails'" -Tyler Joseph

by Gibb Gibb February 14, 2018

Quail Valley Insomnia

A medical condition characterized by a person who has attended Quail Valley's inability to sleep and recurring dreams that follow the same pattern between multiple patients; dreaming of checking their phone to an Araque schoology post and a Morales assignment on Edmodo which results in them getting enough zeros in the grade book to fill a blackhole. This condition is believed to continue on past middle school and may have no cure.

Person 1 (Doctor): Your results have come in and I'm sorry to say it, but I'm afraid you have Quail Valley Insomnia
Person 2: That's such a bruh moment *hits a phat dab*

by MegaMind37 May 26, 2019

Quail the Fuck

an expression of amazement, similar to "what the fuck".

"so me and sarah were on the bus, and the 20, the 7, AND the 1, all came, but still no 10, and we were like quail the fuck?"

by Starred_Boulevard September 21, 2008

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.

Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

by wolfbait51 April 15, 2011

San Quentin Quail

The phrase "San Quentin Quail" refers to getting sent up for violating California's law protecting minors. At least one country and western song and a 1940's R&B song dealt with the subject and even used the phrase for the title. Duke Henderson had the R&B song on United Artists and on Excelsior, while Carl Knight had his country record come out of the Dearborn label from the Detroit are. There is another country artist who I think covere Carl's song.

"The Judge says the limit on San Quentin Quail is none" - Carl Knight

by Brian Page August 22, 2006

San Quentin quail

a girl under the legal age of consent(from the name of a California state penitentiary)

Don't even think about getting into her pants, because she's a San Quentin quail.

by The Return of Light Joker December 31, 2008

Covey of Quail

Phrase meaning something that brings nostalgia, pleasure, happiness, or worry, apprehension and anxiety

1.) When she kissed me, I felt a covey of quail awaken in my abdomen.
2.) Getting you one of them full body massages right around the nickers will make you feel like a covey of quail flew up your ass.

by Southerncrackerjacks November 28, 2017