When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
by J Michael. December 6, 2021
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an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
by Gaydos October 20, 2003
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The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
by I Love You Donny March 19, 2018
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when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
Damm zac is looking like a porky dad
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
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when someone is a porky dad it means they are so fucking hot, not only that, their ability to do things is just amazing

did i mention theyre also fucking so hot?
Damm zac is looking like a porky dad
by ProtecAqua July 17, 2019
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A "Pig" or "Porkies" is another way to describe the British police.
Bob: *arrested by police*
Bob's friend: "Fuck you porkies!"
by masouri March 1, 2019
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