(usually while going out) finding the Flag of Poland ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ in everyday objects. this activity was made popular on Tiktok, and is associated with the I Love Poland remix.
Hey, do you want to go into town today? We can go Polanding!
by chicken swiss lettuce September 15, 2020
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The dude from youtube.com/jerchannel !
oh hey look, it's Jeremy Poland.
...who?
the kid from Jerchannel!
by RhythmInYourFace August 1, 2011
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Verse by Lil Yachtyโ€™s new song โ€˜Polandโ€™
If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.
Person1: โ€œI took the wock to polandโ€
Person2: โ€œBro shutupโ€
by theonlysm!th October 7, 2022
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A sexy beast; a creature of chaos, seduction, ponies and inexplicable femininity. Every time you look at him, your mind (and your reproductive organs) is blown at how mind bogglingly sexy he is.
A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
"Holy shit Estonia, here comes Hetalia Poland!"
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
"..."
"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019
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Having a threesome with a German and a Russian, but you must be dominated the entire time.
Person A: Did you hear about Timmy, he had a threesome with a German and Russian chick last night!

Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.
by BigChiefMojoRising August 24, 2018
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A misconceived word, as Poland was never officially a part of Soviet Union, and thus was named 'People's Republic of Poland', during the communist reign. Oh, and even if, it would have been 'Polish SSR'.
- Do you know when the Poland SSR ceased to exist?

- Poland what? Oh, you must mean the People's Republic of Poland! It officially fell on 31 December, 1989.
by Guderheinz August 8, 2010
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Verb: To Invade Poland: A sexual act, where a man gets a running start (preferable 10-15 yards in advance), and dives onto his woman partner, hoping to land in her taco.

An often risky manuver, as many times it is hard to land a direct bullseye, and this can result in severe injury.Not for the weak of heart. Difficulty of landing in the taco,will vary on the women. Sluts are generally easier to invade and barriers can usually be infultrated with just one attack. Virgins on the other hand, my take multiple invasions.

Invading Poland is usually a mutual activity but don't be afraid to persue an ambush.
"Honey, im tired of the same old boring sex all of the time, isnt there something else we can try?"

"Why yes sweetums, why dont you lay on your back and ill be back in a second"

As man leaves he measures out ten steps from the bed..turns around, and with three brisk skips and a leap dives into snookums."

Invading Poland is pending for olympic events, excluding man african amercians as they would destroy many Polands accross the world.
by C IV March 6, 2007
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