Matteo

Has a massive dumpy, Bigger that the trees, bigger than the grass, larger than the sun, with more girth than the solar system, and more giant than you could ever imagine.

Man That guy Matteo has such a big massive dump truck.

by bobbyloverxoxo October 30, 2023

Matteo

A tea sucking Brit.

Wow, Tyler, you’re such a Matteo! Stay out of my fridge.

by Orthrus April 17, 2018

Matteo

A guy who would talk over you when you are having a convertion

Me: did you see the the game las

Matteo: WHO PUT A SINGLUR PIECE OF DIRT IN MY HOTBAR

by Xd123kid January 24, 2021

matteo

that one cool guy whos good at boxing and knows how to make friends
also very charismatic if you ask me

Yo Matteo, you wanna watch the new Marvel Movie????

by prongles October 20, 2022

Matteo

Matteo is a bocchinaro.
Matteo if ur reading this, suck my dick.

‘Raga Matteo (tassi) è proprio un bukkino’
‘Si fra concordo’

by t0more November 21, 2021

Matteo

Mateo es un abuelo, le encanta el cine, y te saca muchos temas de conversación SOLO SI te agarra confianza o encuentra una gran conexión contigo, le gusta pasar tiempo solo pero aveces lo agobia, tiene una gran polla pero la real polla p

"Matteo es como un abuelo, con una polla grande"

by Tuloquita29 May 20, 2022

matteo

mi sta sul cazzo

matteo esiste

by zxn9b January 17, 2023