having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.
lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise
by ekmo fatu November 27, 2003
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When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022
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The act of the female shoving there fingers up a males ass and then giving them a kiss afterwards
Teo: I got given a dirty kinder bueno by keira yesterday.
Tyler: oh isn't the dirty kinder Bueno when you have your girl shoves her fingers up your ass
Teo: yeah it feels great
by BickDickJamahl April 20, 2022
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When you try to cum but piss comes out instead
Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !
by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
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When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards April 17, 2018
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The part of YouTube in which channels dedicate to videos around Kinder Eggs and Play-doh usually being based on popular Disney/Dreamworks/Pixar movies (eg Inside Out, How to Train Your Dragon).
Person 1- "Oh man, how the fuck did I end up going from a review of Inside Out to 'Play Doh SADNESS Stop Motion Inside Out! Disney Pixar Playdough Animación de Inside Out'"
Person 2- "Welcome to the Kinder Egg Side of YouTube."
by FoxofGrey August 26, 2015
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