Gary is the kind of guy you have always dreamed of being with. Incredibly gorgeous and kind. Eyes as deep as the the cosmos. Amazing lover, father and friend. Incredibly inclined to do well no matter what the task is. Gary likes to party his ass off and make sure that all his friends are having a good time and are happy. Gary is so selfless and thoughtful and deserves the best because he is the best. If you get a chance to be Gary's girlfriend, be ever so grateful. He is sexy, kind, funny, easy going, a dream weaver, a friend like no other, incredibly hard working and hard partying supercalafreakingdeliciousexpialidosious! Gary will make you become a fan of country music. He can also catch any fish that swims in water and he blows amazing bubbles! You will love Gary, I know I do!
by St.Hooped December 21, 2018
by It'syourboiskiinyp June 23, 2018
Anybody alive with the name Gary is most likely a homosexual, so they typically spend their free time licking the balls of their friends and having sex with their strictly heterosexual coworkers. Gary’s enjoy kissing people’s asses to make life easier for themselves, meanwhile being stressed out the entire time.
by PREACHER100 September 18, 2021
An annoying peice of shit.Thinks hes better than anyone just because hes in fucking gifted classes.Is bald
by IMFUCKINGPISSINGANDSHITTING October 12, 2019
coach steve: oh! like a gary!
jay’s mom: a gary..?
coach steve: yeah! gary used to come over and do push-ups on my mom!
jay’s mom: sounds like gary was having sex with your mother
jay’s mom: a gary..?
coach steve: yeah! gary used to come over and do push-ups on my mom!
jay’s mom: sounds like gary was having sex with your mother
by snowy lmao March 30, 2019
Gary is a hot, sexy, loving guy. He gets along with almost anyone. You can talk to him about about anything and he completely understands. He likes the girls with big ass booties. And girls who understand him as well as he understands them.
by Hannah😜😜 October 10, 2018