Preston Cass

Preston is a very awesome bf. He might smell like a mojón and monkey butt, but hes truly so cool. If you ever meet him beware cause hes like insane but youll get used to it after like a month i think. He also doesnt like cereal with milk which is a MAJOR red flag. He also needs to eat firehouse subs and smoke to survive. but even though he acts like so crazy he gives good hugs and bes so nice. like seriously he even buys me an abundance of food quite often which proves how kind of a soul he is. and even when i try my hardest to give him the ick he doesnt get it cause hes invincible and strong which is why we are engaged. oh also if you invite him to your house hide your water because he will drink ALL OF IT like he will not stop drinking water like omg. and also he talks very loud because he wants his presence to be known . hes nervous to eat food with dyes in it but he will still hit yardys. how does that make sense? i dont know but u shouldn't ask him cause hes the king. So if u meet him just dont be scared just trust the process. cause he has an exquisite personality that cannot be matched.

random person: hey why r u so handsome and awesome and cool
preston: im preston cass

random person: oh yeah that makes sense now

by ilovelife57 May 14, 2024

Cass

my friends are making me say that cass always has really clean toes

"who's toes would you rather suck?"
"cass'. they're toes are always clean."

by ur_mom_idfc October 13, 2022

eden cass

someone who rolls around eating kfc while working at kfc who eats their sisters bum and uses a chickens beak to get off

omg she’s such a eden cass

by UwUhorse69 January 5, 2023

Dall les casses

Quelque chose ou quelqu’un d’extrêmement fatiguant au point d’être en colère extrême

Hugo dall les casses

by Lowkeydall October 23, 2020

Cass

Yes but staying up is important

Cass needs to stay up with friends

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021

Cass

Cass is an amazing and loyal person, Always at your side.
Very creative and loves making things for friends.
Very rational thinker and parent of the group.

I got my ass saved yesterday. Thank you Cass.

by Mikorock November 9, 2022