wind-shear

Refers to da butt-hair-shaving action of da extra-strong INTERNAL "air currents" --- i.e., farts --- dat are experienced by aircraft pilots who are stomach-knottedly stressed by having to deal with extra-strong EXTERNAL air-currents --- i.e., sudden wind-gusts --- during takeoff and/or landing.

Refraining from da consumption of baked beans or cabbage before or during a flight can reduce da severity of wind-shear when piloting in blustery weather.

by QuacksO November 18, 2025

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007

Breaking wind

Breaking ,polluting, the natural air with your own gas from your ass

It really stinks !,it was ma ass breaking wind.

by Jose v garcia October 17, 2019

7th street wind chimes

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.

“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

by zozzlemynozzle December 29, 2017

El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.

El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.

by tewys1 May 9, 2022

Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.

He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.

by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021

Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.

(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)

by candycrazee October 14, 2011