suck wind

v. to be a butt-kisser or to constantly be tailing someone around.

"Dave in accounting sucks wind so much, he'll be president in no time."

by ian November 17, 2004

jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020

Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie

“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.

by Red shrimp May 1, 2021

Michigan Wind Strom

When a person blows on a woman's clit and she cumes from the simulation

Justin did a Michigan wind Strom and blew on jen's clit and then she would cum very hard

by Jjettas March 19, 2024

Arizona wind chime

A Mexican hanging from a tree typically in Spring Valley and Cordes Lakes

Hey loom at that Arizona Wind Chime over there!

by Landthekid May 31, 2018

Toilet wind

To expel intestinal gas through the anus.

We were in the elevator when someone had wicked bad toilet wind.

by WritingInSecret January 16, 2015

carrot wind

When you stick a carrot up your ass and get fucked while hes farting and getting sucked into a tornado

guys the most unbelievable thing happened today. we did carrot wind! it was so weird but so nice

by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021