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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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wind

wind means wynn just in simple english
hello wind
by n0ah43448 July 23, 2021
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Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.
"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"
by nkivs May 27, 2009
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New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes
by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020
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When you rip ass, but its quiet and smells nice too.
"Dude, did you just rip ass?" "Nah, I let out the Whispering Winds of Tranquility, cuh."
by teemtom August 13, 2024
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of spinning one’s genetalia in a circular motion, causing enough wind force to cool someone on a hot day.
Damn bro it’s hot as hell out here, might need to get the boys together for some Macedonian Wind Turbines
by ForgottenTubeSock August 10, 2024
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