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El Toas of the Wind and Stars

The goat, no questions asked. A top fella. Could steal yo girl if necessary. Don't mess with the top dog ever. Tony Soprano's best friend and best man at his wedding. Favelas born and bred (did live in shanghai's kung fu district and London briefly) but the favela of Rochina is where he loves. a.k.a tewys olasowys, member of Size Dont Mater FC.
El Toas of the WInd and Stars is one ice cold motherfucker.
by tewys1 May 9, 2022
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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.
After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.
by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018
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kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.
Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.
by thepulloutking June 2, 2022
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Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.
Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”
by Berrybop May 2, 2025
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Himp wind

Skipping in the rain while under an umbrella.
She just came back from a himp wind
by Hypedhero January 24, 2019
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Weymouth Wind Tunnel

The art of farting directly into your partner’s vagina
Rachel my love, I need to fart and I do think the acoustics would be enhanced somewhat if we deployed the good old Weymouth Wind Tunnel. Eye contact or none this time?
by Wise and experienced March 22, 2025
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Wind uppahcut

Wind enchanted uppercut.
CREATED BY ZACH SCREW YOU LARS :-)
old man: what you done is unforgiveable!
zach: I shall banish you to doom with wind uppercut!
by ZACH December 22, 2003
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