Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action

"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

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Close to the wind

(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.

The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.

by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024

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Wind duster

Farting out of your balls.

"Yo John I just wind dustered and it felt good af"

by Gibson5434 October 11, 2017

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Wind Missile

When a woman queefs out her tampon.

Plain and simple. Look at that wind missile fly!!!

by Loberson December 2, 2023

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Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

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English converted from Chinese pronunciation"好(hao)美(mei)的(de)文(wen)字(zi)", which means “such beautiful words”. Most of it is used when the other ppl swears bad words and u want to support his/her points, more like a teasing manner.

Someone says "Matt's such an asshole." u r like: "How made winds."

by Hugepeep May 14, 2020

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