A penguin is little bird that cannot fly in other words its half of a bird that is also used as a fleshlight for seals.Fucking google it if you dont belive me that shit tramatized me when i heard it the first time.
by Gabrielak December 20, 2021
by A user who is anonymous May 18, 2020
by PenguinsAttention April 12, 2020
An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.
President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”
President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”
by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022
by Sass Squatch November 11, 2018
its the best animal alive
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by darealpenguin December 2, 2020
An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon