A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.
O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.
by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014
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a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.
you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!
by limeade girl December 8, 2016
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Usually from Southern California, drive high priced sand rails, make fun of other people's hobbies.
These douchebag's were just making fun of my tricked out Ricer with Louis Vuitton seat covers.....
by chase1424 May 9, 2017
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A word meaning a bag of penises used to define someone who isn't acting accordingly to the social behavioural pattern.
My algebra teacher is a giant douchebag.
by Most19fuckeraround March 24, 2016
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A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.
Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"
by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010
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