Smart-tard

Usually a self proclaimed educator on the internet that parrots mainstream concensus science without understanding basic physics.

That smart-tard thinks boats go Over the horizon

by Joseph369 June 29, 2020

Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.

Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door

by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018

Smarted

Smiling and Farting

“I RKO’d my friend then smarted”

by OGDURT May 29, 2019

smart fond

Something rather nice or appealing to look at

Oh lad, your gran looks smart fond with that mini skirt

by Trugirlwhite December 6, 2022

smart insults

Your mom.

"Well you're stupid I bet you can't respond with smart insults"
Well you know what, your mom.

by Anonymous unknown. January 1, 2012

Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

You are as smart as a pineapple.

by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 10, 2023

Smart mouth

When someone knows how to give oral sex so good that it makes anything they do wrong ok.

Girl your not mad that he spent $1,000 on his bike? No bitch,he got that smart mouth.

by Amyfl19 September 24, 2023