by That Teacher 6969 July 28, 2024
oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth
Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.
by Eat me 12355 August 8, 2022
When u cream pie a lady, or a man I guess if ur gay and all. And then fall asleep w the victim under an electric blanket.
Remember that lady from high school Science classMarianna I always wanted to cream pie? Well I'm better than I thought, I dumpster ovened her last night in a Motel 6. I know... Who knew Motel 6 had electric blankets, right???
by Ass plug twister March 22, 2021
Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.
by jellocakes69 May 9, 2018
Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.
Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 11, 2022
by Russian69 August 7, 2016