Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

why do you care?

like really why?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

Why Do I Always Look Like The Police Officer Taking Notes In Brooklyn Nine-Nine's Episode <"'`~`48`~`Hours`~`48>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

why do you have to be there for so long?

I miss you

-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...

by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018

Why he do dat?

Translation: Might I inquire as to the motive for the action in which the gentleman in question has undertaken?

Guy 1: Did you hear? Tony committed suicide.
Guy 2: Why he do dat?

by RoundenBrown January 9, 2020

why u do this to me

People Say this as a kind of meme

Game: You have been banned

Person: WHY U DO THIS TO ME

by Deathare October 11, 2021