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Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...
Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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why do you care?

dude I'm going to say this for the final time. why do you care? like really its just a word that's none of your business.
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
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Why Do I Hear Screaming?

A term used in SCP memes which describes how one looked at a picture and unknowingly saw FOUR FUCKING PIXELS of SCP-096's face.
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Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!
Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to
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Why he do dat?

Translation: Might I inquire as to the motive for the action in which the gentleman in question has undertaken?
Guy 1: Did you hear? Tony committed suicide.
Guy 2: Why he do dat?
by RoundenBrown January 9, 2020
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