a team that spawns thousands of fans who just dont like the yankees and who half of them wont live to see the next boston world series victory in 86 years
by 5 game sweep August 23, 2006
The Boston Red Sox is a Major League Baseball team from Boston (obviously) Massachusetts. They are one of the most dirty, underhanded, sore-losing teams in all the world. Time and time again, they lose to the superior team known as the New York Yankees, (aka Bronx Bombers, boys in Pinstripes,) which also happens to be the most storied and successful team in the world. The Red Sox constantly complain that the Yanks have a high salary, yet i see it written nowhere that the Yankees are forbidden from using money. We're rich, you're not, so what? SUCKS FOR YOU, THATS WHAT. BOSTON SUCKS, LETS GO YANKEES, winning the AL East Division 10 years in a row and counting!!
David Ortiz and Boston: hey, even though i dont field, cant win a gold glove, cant win the silver slugger, and hit less home runs than Alex Rodriguez doesnt mean i shouldnt have been the AL MVP.
Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.
David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.
Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me
Alex Rodriguez and NY: but ortiz, i batted .318, hit 45 home runs, won the home run title, won the silver slugger, AND won a gold glove in 2005. You didnt do any of those things for your ball club, so i won the AL MVP fair and square.
David Ortiz and Boston: ur right A-Rod, the red sox are gay as hell. may i please suck your cock and swallow your cum so that i can get some of your talent? u can fuck me afterwards if u want to.
Alex Rodriguez and NY: hell no, ur a red sox, and u have aids and crabs and herpes, get the fuk away from me
by Yankees Rule December 30, 2006
The only good team in the AL East, and the only team, with a smaller salary cap than the Yankees, who beat the shit out of them every year.
by Sox fan for life April 27, 2007
A team that blames their failure on the Yankees' spending, even though they went out and got Curt Schilling, Manny Ramirez, and Keith Foulke, to name a few.
Hmmm... how is it that the yankees won 20 championships before Steinbrenner was around? Oh... I know. They're not CURSED!
by Go A-Rod GO! July 23, 2004
Baseball's most badass team whose heated rivalry against the Yankees should be a lot friendlier. Don't take that shit off the field. The Yankees are a good team too. We just love watching them lose.
by SoxNinja April 5, 2005
The only team ever to win 1 World Series in 86 years and actually think they've accomplished something.
by blocox March 6, 2005
by Dan Charron April 17, 2005