This delightful treat is bi-coastal... it involves being clubbed in the leg by a tri-nippled midget hooker after she discovers that you are paying for some 'intimate time' with Canadian money. After said clubbing, you hop into the nearest cab all the while the short-legged beast is chasing you yelling Gypsy curses.
by babysealclubsamich August 28, 2007
Some of the best weed you will find.
comes from as north as Vancouver B.C., and as south as Humboldt County. don't be fooled though. a lot of great stuff is grown right here in state. city never runs dry. Also the only known cure of being Portland Bored.
comes from as north as Vancouver B.C., and as south as Humboldt County. don't be fooled though. a lot of great stuff is grown right here in state. city never runs dry. Also the only known cure of being Portland Bored.
Sam: shit man, there's nothing to ever to do here in this shithole city.
Chris: sounds like you are Portland Bored
Sam: yeah...lets go find some Portland Weed and get glazed
Chris: sounds like you are Portland Bored
Sam: yeah...lets go find some Portland Weed and get glazed
by Alpha Cleezy August 19, 2006
A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.
by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017
Rick asked me to make him a mixed drink, so I poured coke and whiskey into the cup and gave it the ole' Portland dangle.
by Danglemonster February 19, 2016
When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.
by Feral fecal photos August 30, 2023
Native to the girls at the Acropolis, the Portland Clap is the classic move where a girl rubs her legs against your face while slapping her shoes together behind your head, thus creating the "clap".
by timmmahhhh August 21, 2011
Usually defined as a person who:
A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't
C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high
A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't
C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears "Ironic" 80's clothes
E. Has a bike
F. Has a beard
G. Rolls their pant legs up to high
"Blank is such a Portland Hipster. Just look at him with his brand new bike, riding down the middle of the street drunk on PBR. It even looks like he cut his dreadlocks last night in his bathroom!"
by Lostboy23 May 10, 2009