During concerts fans will flail their cellphones and light sticks as the artist(s) performs, creating an "ocean" of light from the perspective of the performer. A "black ocean" is a trend in K-pop (Korean Pop or music) where the audience turns off their light sticks and cellphones as a show of lack of support to the current group onstage. When done collectively, it appears to the performers as a "black ocean" due to the lack of lights from the audience. Usually only happens in extreme cases. Then again, "extreme" is a subjective word when it is put together with the craziness and stupidity that is the hardcore fans of K-pop.
by Collerinsy July 31, 2012
To sink your own ship due to incompetence and arrogance. It is derived from the historical event in which Ocean Marketing chose to challenge Penny Arcade during a string of rude costumer service emails involving a gaming product. This moment of stupidity and arrogance began a chain of events that led to Ocean Marketing's downfall. It has officially replaced the word "titanic" for such events.
As Bob drunkenly bad mouthed his boss at the company holiday party, he had no idea his boss is standing behind him the entire time. Effectively Ocean Marketing his career there.
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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!
Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.
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Man #1 - I was flirting with this girl outside my car window while driving when I smashed into a cop car. There goes my car AND my license!
Man #2 - HA! Good use of Ocean Marketing.
by Beauski December 28, 2011
A set of rules governing action and property ownership in and on any ocean, based on the belief that any item(s) discarded into, or left unattended for an extensive period of time, an ocean is/are considered forfeited. Due to the forfeited ownership of this/these item(s), any individual who finds the item(s) may claim it/them as their own.
Person 1: "Dude, I think a dragon just stole my boat!"
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."
Person 2: "Nah man, you left that there for like three days. She's just following Ocean Law."
by TJtheSleeper August 2, 2021
Hungarian goddess of beauty and seduction, who have been cursed and banished to earth for the entertainment of male crowd.
Jill: I want you to do me from behind on a haystack loaded tractor.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.
Jack: Are we doing it Russian institute 10:Pony club style ?
Jill: How did you know that ?You're such a porno geek.
Jack: No I'm just an Aletta Ocean geek.
by Nihar007 March 22, 2013
The 99 cent bins filled with thongs that are present in Rue 21 stores nationwide. Also, an alternate name for Rue 21 itself, due to these notorious hoardes of thongs.
by The Fiend March 7, 2004
The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.
by crimvos February 2, 2016
Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.
by Realtrunks December 29, 2018