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Meat Headache 

A headache caused from eating actual quality meat after spending a lifetime eating sub-par meat products like fast food burgers.
I have a meat headache after eating that burger..we should have went to McDonalds. I'm not used to eating real meat..
Meat Headache by mgtymnckin May 24, 2009

headache 

When someone who won't shut up, with their drivel, they talk so much, and being in their presence makes your head hurt.
The renovated Soldier Field is giving me a headache, does anyone have a parcel of aspirin?
headache by Saints September 15, 2003

Headache Money 

Money paid to the nanny for sexual favours when the wife complains of a headache.
Employer: "and that will be your weekly salary."
Nanny: "Does that include headache money?"
Headache Money by Eric_to_the_F March 26, 2008

tired headache 

When you stay out late the night before you have to wake up early to go to work. Half way through your work day you get a headache due to lack of sleep. You're also worthless at work because are just too tired to focus.
Example:
Co-worker1: Hey, what's up with Lorie today?
Co-worker2: She looks like she has another one of those, "tired headaches".
tired headache by Latina_LC July 21, 2009

headacher 

You don't want her to get headacher.
headacher by Ass Trash October 26, 2014

ascension headache 

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate
"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"