farticle

Small particles that are responsible for staining your underwear when you pass gas.

I switched from white underwear to colored underwear to reduce the visibility of farticle stains.

Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Fart particle from farting too close to something while being naked.

While laying naked in bed my boyfriend farted on me in his sleep. I now have farticles on my back.

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021

Dude your farts are so nasty i can tast your farticles. A.k.a shit particles

by Ace77 June 10, 2018