The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.
Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man
by Drzoey121 April 13, 2017
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Alf Martin, the pedo norwegian teacher that loves to flirt with the teenage girls in his class. He is basically balding with only a little patch similar to a brownie stuck to his forehead. His big schnozer covers his whole face and he will try everything he can to make fun of you infront of his entire class.

He will love you if you show a little cleavage
"oh look its Alf Martin" - "oh no, ive lost my will to live"
by Krikkisblikkis November 3, 2023
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A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger
"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"
by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023
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Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
by gaming24 March 15, 2022
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Really awesome Jew in Horten kommune working at the videregående school
I need help alf reidar
by Tottlo December 15, 2016
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Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work
by The usual punter May 9, 2019
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Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party
You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.
by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020
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