how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.

37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”

by Dolanski February 9, 2018

Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018

I would fuck a pikachu

People who have sexual attraction to Pokémon say this

P1: did you fin-
P2: I would fuck a pikachu

by I have sex with Pokémon December 23, 2019

i would tag u in a maggu

"I would tag u in a maggu"
If someone says this to you, it means they're attracted to you and they think that you're super attractive.

Oliver: "Hey"
Riley: "Hey, what do you think of my looks?"
Oliver: "I would tag u in a maggu"
Riley: "Thanks.."

by ¢яα¢кнєα∂ April 26, 2020

i would eat all your meals

My boyfriend texted me this after i told him to not skip meals what the hell does it mean

Ye boi: what does i would eat all your meals mean?

The world: the world may never know

by JISUNGPARK March 25, 2018

i would tackle that

A declaration that you find somebody very attractive and would engage in intercourse if he asked.

A variation of "I would tap that" based on Rugby.

Two girls talking:
"Take a look at that rugby player"
"I know right? I would tackle that"

by DaHood98 February 10, 2016

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021