Panda

When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.

Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???

by Mr. T...bag May 27, 2009

Panda

An amazing hooker name

an extremely attractive person

has such a sex drive and will randomly jump you when you least expect it

an amazing friend to have

great traits

a very lovable person

My hooker name is Fucking Panda!

Dude...Kirsten is such a panda

by Vixen(; December 7, 2010

Panda

1. An obese person of Asian decent.

2. A fat Asian.

3. Also known as a F-asian.

Margaret Cho is kind of a Panda. They tend to be elusive.

by BangingPanda1 March 26, 2010

Panda

Imagine a cute little baby, a few rainbows after a nice spring shower, the feeling of turning your pillow to to 'cold side', then imagine the complete opposite. No fuck that...imagine a furious bear charging at you, pissed because you took his bamboo, now imagine him tearing your arms off and eating your face...whole. Then, after he has decapitated you, he pees on your carcass. They have also been known to defecate on your carpet.

rayette, fat, panda, bear, silly, haha, pee

by Matrix_Bunny September 22, 2008

Panda

you do a black person a white person and a chinese person all at the same time.

when u have a 4 way with 3 guys and 1 girl. and there is one white guy one black guy and one asian guy. then you do it. this is a panda

by goldy31313 July 20, 2011

Panda

Someone who smokes too much green and then gets sleepy.

Sam is about to panda again!!

by Bavarian Creme November 28, 2009

Panda

When referring to a human it is a Work-Safe way of calling someone a cunt!

The reason Panda's are cunts is due to the fact they refuse to breed, possible the pickiest eater on the Planet...

Taken from the Jim Jefferies Comedy routine

That Bill is a real Panda! always makes mistakes!

by Busrolled March 12, 2014