A person who brags about having partaken in a vice such as drugs, sex, or alcohol to gain social status.

A braggart loser.
Josh started bragging about how he got high at the game yesterday, what a narf.
by Matt W. and James D. October 19, 2006
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When you smoke too much kush or marijuana, you become this state. Similar words include being baked, cooked, toasted, high, or greened.
Yesterday, after I smoked, I was absolutely narfed.
by NarfMan November 14, 2016
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“there’s narf in the bushes.”
“run faster narf is right behind us.”
by jimjim789 June 6, 2022
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“I’m just marking myself as Interested in the event (on Facebook) because I want to narf their fan base.”
“I’m just marking myself as Interested in the event (on Facebook) because I want to narf their fan base.”
by Flimflam666 June 22, 2019
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