Martin

A martin is when you slap your partner (Usually on the bum) then tickle the area while making tickling noises.

Bro this girl is so fine, I would love to give her a martin tonight!

by Croustipute May 2, 2021

Martin

A person who is secretly named Desmond and knows the square footage of everyones house. This person also binged all of Lost in 2 weeks.

Ted: “Hey Kim, dosent that dude with long hair over there kind of feel like a Martin?”
Kim: “Yeah ig, but don’t I have a restraining order on you. Wtf man!”

by Desmondious II September 18, 2023

Martin

Anything/ anyone black

Ex 1
Person 1: "Oi quick run theres a bunch of Martins coming"
Person 2: "Oh shit my wigga brother leg it, Martins coming for knife"

Ex 2

Person 1: "Oi you dirty Martin!"
Martin: "What?"

by Maximilian the Fej March 9, 2008

Martin

such an asshole

HAHA my friend is Martin

by AdamDibis the best April 18, 2019

Martin

Fucking weird ass skater kid who likes a VSCO girl

Should really stop smoking

He loves osaed

Ugly ass foo type of beat

aNSDJFANSDF

Fuck that foo Martin, hes a peice of gay ass shit

by ZMartin October 12, 2019

Martin

Anyone who spends a significant amount of money on a haircut

You spent 70 quid on that? Thats a bit Martin, isn't it?

by Bezza111 May 15, 2008

Martin

the master of procrastination, he could have 7 days off, and 8 days worth of work but wait till the due date to do he’s work, he is slightly insane, he listens to music 24/7, sleeps an average of 6 hours a day, and has much ADHD, especially during meth i mean math class, probably doesn’t like you or respect you as a human being

that right there is a Martin

by yes i am a martin October 22, 2019