A place, located in the middle of a corn field, in a town no one cares about. A place where you have to get up a 5:00 just to catch the bus. A place where not only are you the least priority to the school board, but also require those who have to walk to school to do so in -5 degrees. Don't talk to anyone here. The parties are so bad you'd be better off sticking your head in a meat tenderizer. They always are trying to "stop bullying", but if you report an incident they will simply write you a pass to see the school counselor. This place is full of depressed, desperate southern wannabes who cut themselves for attention. There are no clubs for you here. If you are any race besides white, be get ready for the 90% of students there to destroy your will to live with racism. Kids here also think holocaust jokes are "funny". If you do manage to meet a nice person, pictures of you and said person will become Instagram fodder. Just give it 5 minutes. Oh, yeah, don't join a club due to peer pressure. Because you know they lay that on you heavily. Next time you can, get flight lessons from the ONLY pilot in town at his hangar a few miles from the school. I recommend you fly far away the minute you enter that crop duster.
Person 1: I hate my school.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
Person 2: Lebanon High School is currently hosting a year-round "scared straight" program.
by AhoyMisterSqueeshward January 26, 2018
...also known as Loserville Central
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
That college that people go to, but no one really knows where it is.
People only drink in their rooms on weeknights, and everywhere else on the weekends. Pubic safety "patrols" the streets, and by patrolling we mean only giving out parking tickets.
Known for it's music programs, the music students live in Blair, and only come out to look down on those who are not music majors.
Football team sucks, but they think they're the shit.
Hockey team sucks, and only consists of players who were born before 1983, most of who are super, super, super (you get the idea) seniors
Has shitty student bands, which is surprising because it is a music school.
Located next to a Wal-Mart...enough said.
Notable personalities include Sun-burnt Barbie, Horny Democrat, and Paterno's Reject.
A: Yeah I go to Lebanon Valley College.
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
B: Where's that?
A: Eh...don't worry about it.
B: Do you have any good bands?
A: We have bands that think they are cool...like "Two Meanings".
by DeadZone February 12, 2009
A place full of crime south of Lebanon,Ohio where people in the far west of Lebanon always get away with crime (they are rich). Many people get jumped here and you should carry a blade if you are near a really rough area or are out at night.
Greaser: I live in South Lebanon (Ohio) and boy is it rough.
Far West Lebanon Person: We always get away with it because we got money!
Far West Lebanon Person: We always get away with it because we got money!
by Thoboi August 15, 2018
Located in Hunterdon County, or one of the wealthiest counties in the world, Lebanon is basically filled with rich kids. Many of the kids here have big houses and lots of property, but they say "my house is average" because to them, it's not that big compared to the rest of their town/neighborhood.
Lebanon, New Jersey is filled with little rich kids and is one of the richest cities/towns in the United States. Woohoo.
by urbanexpert123 September 5, 2011
A small college located in Bumblefuck, PA that is known for it's music programs and its Jesus lovers.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.
A tiny, 3-4 block campus, with a few houses, and students can't live off campus anymore.
Greek life is kinda pitiful, because they're not allowed to have houses either.
Few people outside of the Lebanon/Lancaster/Harrisburg area will recognize the name.
Also, somehow all the tour guides forget to mention the train that runs right behind half the dorms at all hours of the day and night.
"My high school was bigger than Lebanon Valley College"
Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"
Jay: "I'm going to Lebanon Valley in the fall"
Bob: "Ooh"
Jay: "You have no clue what/where that is, do you?"
Bob: "Nope, sorry"
by silenciobob April 22, 2009
Lebanon middle school is fun,they have a bad reputation but dont judge it based on the bad factors.They are a failing school but the kids are bright.some of them are dumbasses that are in gangs and do drugs they are usually popular.The girls that are popular flirt with everyone and everyone wants them,so their hoes.Other than that its not that bad
Lebanon middle school sucks
by YourqueenðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Š December 6, 2018
This place is not somewhere your gonna want to go to school at. The people here smell just as bad as their farms. This school has a bad reputation of kissing cousins and cherishing their trash football. Don’t be fooled by their record because when it comes down to winning they have a choking issue, for example when they played camdenton their rival they had a 28-0 lead, but choked and was silenced for the rest of the night falling to their rivals 35-28.
When it came to to basketball season they battled hard to the district championship game where their girls were given the game by the referees after being bought off moments before the game. After this seven o’clock rolled around when the Camdenton Laker boys squared off against the Lebanon Yellow Jacket boys and once again being silenced by the Laker boys stopping them from a double district championship night.
When it came to to basketball season they battled hard to the district championship game where their girls were given the game by the referees after being bought off moments before the game. After this seven o’clock rolled around when the Camdenton Laker boys squared off against the Lebanon Yellow Jacket boys and once again being silenced by the Laker boys stopping them from a double district championship night.
by TheDawgs March 1, 2019