One big fat stupid, dune coon, with a phd in licking the gum off peoples crawdads.
2. A hooker of the guatemalan decent/religion
Paul Klein is a gouch licking guatemalan street walker , con una phd en lickarseing the genetalia.
by bob mc joe April 12, 2008
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The sexual occurrence of two mestizo females seated on the male, one on the male's face and one on his erect penis while another female throws poo at the male whilst seated on a bookcase or some other high vantage point.
I contracted SuperHerpes while engaged in a Guatemalan Treetop Monkey Bang, and the SuperHerpes won't stop singing about it.
by Mizerk July 9, 2010
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Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA)

Guatemalan Vagina Ants, or GVA as it is known in the medical community, is a rare sexually transmitted disease found in the Pacific Coast region of Guatemala. GVA causes rashes in the genital area that result in violent itching attacks. Tourists visiting Guatemala from developed nations are particularly susceptible to infection. Symptoms can usually be soothed by scratching the inside of the vagina with a hair brush and/or a lukewarm curling iron. GVA also increases the likelihood of pregnancy in women due to GVA's "ants eating food scraps" effect on latex condoms. GVA has recently been reported in the United States and many medical experts agree that a full-on Guatemalan Vagina Ants epidemic in imminent in North America due to unsafe sex practices of southern college students. Medical experts are also worried that GVA has the potential to mutate into a different, more severe strain called GAA, or Guatemalan Anal Ants. The results of further research regarding this dangerous condition are still being awaited...
Damn...my Guatemalan Vagina Ants (GVA) are flaring up again! Has anyone seen my curling iron?
by Wrap it Up December 13, 2009
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The metal ring you put around your penis after drinking a copious amount of gallo
Yo Cousin Pat, I’ve never seen you without your Guatemalan Grommet
by paulbholt January 31, 2019
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When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.
Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.
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