extended palm syndrome

a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...

consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.

judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...

by michael foolsley December 14, 2011

Extended Emphasis Disorder

The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.

A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"

Or when Clint has to say it.

"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll

Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)

by Fishman1319 May 19, 2009

extended holiday syndrome

A bodily state which mainly affects high school students, although it could apply to anyone of any age. Symptoms include nausea, random headaches, feeling lightheaded, feeling worthless, useless, lacking motivation, having no sense of direction, and decreased stool. Usually caused by someone having a holiday lasting more than one week, something like winter or spring break, and having said individual being a lazy teenager and not leaving the house. Video games on all day, movies being watched alone, excessive fapping, uncontrolled snacking, all a result of laziness. poor excuses may be made where the individual needs to "rest" because of the long school year. Just leave the house, get some fresh air, see some friends, and symptoms will lessen.

me: *waking up* holy shit it's already 3 pm? wtf am i doing with my life? I didn't even drink yet I feel hungover? I must have extended holiday syndrome. I need to get the fuck outta here

(texting a friend): fuck me i've fapped seven times today. what do I do now???
(friend): man.. i just want to go back to school now

by chinesemofo March 29, 2013

to extend your lebensraum

a phrase meaning: pick up your garbage/trash/shit after yourself and throw it away.

mother, entering her son's room (shouting): Daniel, how dare you keep all this trash on your table. I refuse to let you downstairs for dinner until you are going to extend your lebensraum. Now, kiss the Don's ring, or die.

by Sexydimma December 20, 2014

Car's Extended Warranty

Some stupid line used by scammers and that Indian guy on the phone

We've been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle's extended warranty. You should've received a notice in the mail about your car's extended warranty eligibility. Since we've not gotten response, we're giving you a final courtesy call before we close out your file. Press 2 to be removed and placed on our do-not-call list. To speak to someone about possibly extending or reinstating your vehicle's warranty, press 1 to speak with a warranty specialist.

by ambatu kam October 13, 2022

Extended booty call

Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.

I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.

by mach 4 December 22, 2011

Extended Nerve Syndrome

The commonly found ability and/or disorder for a video gamer to experience the sensation of physical harm when only experiencing an occurrence in video games (Commonly used acronym: ENS or ENP for the alternatively used Extended Nerve Perception)

Man: Ow!!! Did you see that grenade?
Woman: Whoa man, experiencing some Extended Nerve Syndrome over there?

by IHaveYourSealab November 2, 2008