Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 May 18, 2018

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Deep Fried Tomato

Eating out a girl on her period.

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by AnWaffleIron March 4, 2018

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deep fried goat balls

goat balls that have been deep fried in a deep fryer

"Hey, can you get some deep fried goat balls from the deep fryer?"

by Deep fried goat balls March 2, 2023

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A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose

"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"

by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023

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