where kids think they are everything and perfect but everyone is just a bunch of basic white 6th graders. at glen crest there are only about 6 real friends you can choose from. all the boys are either to stuck up and ugly or shy and even more ugly. everyone there always says they want to go to the other schools but then decides to stay and hate it. when you tell someone a secret it gets around the whole school in about 0.5 seconds.
mia: i told jordan my secret about.. him and now everyone knows

maddie: it’s probably the popular people.. glen crest middle school am i right
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A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog
That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.
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Glen crest middle school is full of a bunch of thots that think they are it but they aren’t they don’t run the school but act like they do.
The glen crest middle school thots are doing it again.
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A school in Lebanon, PA that has many hot, but slutty girls, kids who can't afford shirts and smell like smoke, normal kids, super nerds, druggies, gamers, the athletes, (who think they're the shit), and fat asses. The principals are like drill sergeants and the teachers barely teach. This is the school that kids go to before the come to cedar crest highschool
Friend A: Where did you go to school when you were in middle school?
Friend B: Cedar Crest Middle School.
Friend A: How were the girls?
Friend B: Slutty as hell.
by Dodgieboo June 12, 2012
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It is shaped like a gutted torso that is huge obesity and is a sexual zone.
My girl is like Crest Hill!
I bet she likes it
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The act of finding a suitable mate and smearing shit all over their back in the design of your family crest.
I felt like a queen last night after Josh gave me a “Royal Crest.” So happy to be part of the family <3
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noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill
examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.
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