Australia: "Drop bear: They drop. They bite. They kill"
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
Tourist: "Sure, okay"
Drop Bear: *DROPS. BITES. KILLS*
by eyeballs r NOT 4 suking July 20, 2016
It's hell if you have arachnophobia, and i just so happen to have arachnophobia. so i will never go to Australia EVER in my ENTIRE LIFE
by Smoothbrick578 October 10, 2021
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"Australia isn't real"
by Me.Toonenstien October 27, 2022
My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.
by Racist Asian February 26, 2018
The best country in the world where everyone live in a beach house and is protected by a gang of snakes.
Australia is better than America
by Ilikekilling June 4, 2021
The number one place for god forbidden horrors. Amazing people, really nice but it’s where god drops his dlc.
by Bre Dior September 19, 2019
by cryingintestines January 14, 2020