fake slut
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fake drum slut
A slut who wears the mask of being drum horny and really turned on by drummers and their drumming. She will come through the doors with clothes flying off , and slutty knee high boots on, but she will exit through the same door, with not a care or interest in you or anything to do with your passion for drumming in life.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
She will insult you and your passion the first chance she gets, and she will play you for whatever she really wants, like a cheap groupie trying to get back stage. She is fake, and she is an evil snake.
Fact is she was never a slut for drums or for you. She is a slut for herself, because sluts use being slutty to get what they want, and drums and genuine love.....sadly are not what she wants.
She’s got school debt to pay, not any time or care, to listen to you play.
That fake drum slut, fooled me again. She took her clothes off while I was playing, and I believed her interest again. I should of known she just wanted to cum again.
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
I should of known that she was only a fake drum slut, when everything she listens to has nothing but fake drums. Fake slut, fake drums, fake fun, fake love.
Go Fake yourself
fake drum slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 21, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable