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monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007
Related Words

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.
Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!
monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker 

you monkeyspanner loofey
monkeyspanker by andy thomas August 19, 2003

donkeypunk 

a word used by linh that combines the meanings of donkey and punk.
hey man, imma donkeypunk you!
donkeypunk by lai pan November 24, 2006

Big donkey spank 

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026