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fatsighted 

A condition that causes all objects just outside of your normal field of vision to appear to you as food.
I thought for sure there was a plate of fudge striped brownies sitting on the table across the room. Not a striped cleaning rag. I hate being fatsighted.
fatsighted by jrswam August 27, 2013

love at far sight 

Love at far sight, though similar to 'love at first sight' differs in that the initial attraction dies once its object comes into proper view.
From across the room I saw him standing by the bar. He looked at me, and I looked at him, and it happened. You could feel it.

It was only when he holled me over to buy me a drink that I realised that it was less crush and more crash. I guess you'd call it love at far sight.

Forsight 

The ability to look into the future and see yourself being a idiot and thereby stop yourself from becoming said idiot.
John almost bought the TwoDaLoo toilet but his forsight told him it might be a mistake.
Forsight by Jerickson February 2, 2009

farsighter 

When a dude or dudette only looks good from far away.
Man, I thought that girl was good lookin', shes just a farsighter.
farsighter by Joe Waaaaammmm May 24, 2005

farsighted 

When a girl or guy looks good from across the room but when she gets closer they are ugly.
Joe: "Hey Jeff remember that girl we saw at the club last night? Did you think she was cute?"

Jeff: "Man at first I did but then she came closer and I realized she was farsighted"
farsighted by doesmynamematter August 31, 2014
When a male/female looks attractive from a far distance. Whether or not the male/female still looks attractive up close is irrelevant.
Person A, "Dude, check out that girl across the gym.. she's looks great!" Person B, "Ah, yeah she has some far sight, but up close she is pretty nasty looking."
Far Sight by Gibby1213 January 17, 2014