nelson rocks 

coolest student at berkeley.

the nelson rocks. (just ask him)

nelson rocks by nelso December 16, 2004

nelson rocks 

oxymoron: the word nelson and any word signifying 'cool' do not belong in the same sentence, much less next to one another.

Commonly misinterpreted by people who do not understand the impossibility of this statement.

Nelson does not rock, but we love him anyways.

nelson rocks by vanitha is an ass December 18, 2004