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Millwall Brick 

Originally created by MillWall fans a "Millwall Brick" is a newspaper rolled up lengthways and then folded in the middle creating a solid square end. Held correctly can be as damaging as a brick. Another use for this is taping the end and attaching a piece of string to the end and the swinging it around, this can cause a great amount of damage as it is very light but as hard as a brick.
"i'll smash him up with a millwall brick"
Millwall Brick by Bobby103 September 18, 2006
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Millwall Brick 

Discovered by fans of the London football team millwall fc , the millwall brick is a club like improvised weapon made of a newspaper that has been rolled lengthways and folded in the middle. It is light and can be as hard as a brick - especially damaging when attached to a length of rope and swung around the head as it is also very light.
Man got smashed up with a millwall brick ay.
Millwall Brick by Nokia God June 15, 2016

Millwall Brick 

The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.

Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.
I got my skull fractured by a Millwall Brick.
Millwall Brick by Festa May 17, 2006

Millwall Brick 

This will be used by a VERY GOOD friend of mine if you treat me like shite! so watch out!
Watch out, Mr G's coming down the road and he's gonna lob the millwall brick at you which'll smash your face in! Mwhahaha!
Millwall Brick by Eggbina November 11, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026