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Squibcakes 

A person wid a nice ass.
"damn..she got squibcakes!"
Squibcakes by Woodie! ^_^ April 12, 2003
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Squib Cakes 

"Squib Cakes" was a term that funk trumpeter Mic Gillette (Tower of Power etc..) used to describe the backsides of lovely ladies.

It was also a song by Tower of Power in 1974 on the "Back to Oakland" album.
Man! Check the squib cakes on that fine foxy mama - she's shakin' em and she ain't breakin' em.
Squib Cakes by zoobiewahh November 7, 2010

Squib Cakes 

A song from the 70s

Genre: Funk, Funk-Jazz
Artist: Tower Of Power
Album: Back To Oakland (1974)
Jive Turkey: yo, uh, pass me the butter and, uh, some squib cakes
Smooth: Fo real?
Jive Turkey: uh, sorry, I was trying to be all groovy... and stuff
Smooth: It ain't no thang
Squib Cakes by B. Stern July 30, 2008

SquidyCakes 

A humorous, sexy, long cocked person. But with all these benefits, comes downsides, so he was nerfed by being spawned in Vermont.
"Yo, have you heard of what happened to SquidyCakes?" "No, what happened?" "He got rejected because of long how his dick was."
SquidyCakes by SquidyCakes April 3, 2022

Squidycakes 

Not only do I kinda like, like you, but it’s jus cause you’re jus like jaw droppingly stunning, but also jus cause of how bright and fun your personality is. Jus like the mix of those 2 things jus makes you a way that it’s hard to explain in words. And wit that being said you should like fr give a Brother in Christ a chance to like give you a bf or some🤷🏿 ♂️
Squidycakes has no rizz
Squidycakes by Giant019 November 10, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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