rexcal 

to be so imeennsly reetardid you can't even spell those words right

i lost a mark on my zoo-ology test because i put 'jerraff' instead of 'giraffe'. straight rexcall-ed it. damn.

rexcal by dapper April 6, 2003

rexcal 

a god among women causing them to have violent orgasims at every touch.

"marcus yer such a pimp, your a regular rexcal"

rexcal by omega April 7, 2003

rexcal 

when you lie to yourself claiming to be a god that gives orgasms to women at every touch...

yo henry, why you keep frontin for?? you know yuo look crunkup... stop playin yourself... you know your just a damn "rexcal"

rexcal by bootsy April 7, 2003

rexcal 

putting desiel in your gasoline fueled car and straight fukkin up the engine.

Yo dawg, I went to Sunoco today straight rex-cal'd my car... desiel and unleaded gas aren't the same?? daaamn... what a trip.

rexcal by buddha April 6, 2003

Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.

Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."

Cognitive Recalibration by Bieber H8R June 22, 2015

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007

Wrong room Recall 

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

Wrong room Recall by KEJIAN February 26, 2009