shortstop 

To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.

Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.

shortstop by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008

Shortstop 

Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.

See also first and a half base.

I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.

Shortstop by Anonymous March 16, 2003

Shortstop 

In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.

Shortstop by Pauliver October 26, 2003

Shortstop 

Street terminology for a hustler or a player.

I'm looking for a local shortstop to score some _____. Where can I find one?

(Usually is said to someone already involved in whatever ____ is.)

Shortstop by Phaedrus4th June 20, 2012

shortstop 

1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.

2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.

3. A short person.

Dont shortstop me cause you don't wanna see me succeed.

shortstop by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 4, 2009

shortstop 

a weapon from team fortress 2 for the scout class it is a side grade to the stock scattergun

scout1: i use the shortstop cause i think its better than stock
the majority of the scout main comunity: NOOOOOOOO STOCK IS BEST AAAAAAAAA

shortstop by sniper nate October 21, 2020

Shortstop 

In between first base & second base; nakedness.

Girl #1: me and ben went to shortstop last night!

Girl #2: whats shortstop?

Girl #1: NAKEDNESS.

Shortstop by ATLCA August 21, 2010