Cloud Nudes is a man or woman who is hogging up all the bandwidth of your network by uploading copious amounts of nudes to the cloud, thereby giving you a very bad internet connection and lag.
Man: "Damn my internet connection is so bad! What is going on?!"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"
Other man: "Yea, Cloud Nudes is in his office uploading his latest batch"
by JoeriAgitated June 30, 2015