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French leave

Going AWOL, Desertion, etc.
"Zut alors! Où sont les militaires allés?"
"Ils ont pris, comme les Anglais disent, <<French Leave>>, quand ils ont entendu les gun-shots!"
"Hmm, comme d'habitude!" (Shrug of gallic insouciance).
French leave by Dr Pinch September 15, 2004

French Leave

Usually after a night of amazing sex, the woman leaves in the morning without a trace, save a thank you note.
Mike: What's wrong with Eddie?
Sally: Juliette pulled a French Leave on Eddie last night.

Mike: Oh snap!
French Leave by eddiesdguy December 13, 2012

Take French leave 

To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."

French lavender farm 

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.
I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026