flubbermuffin

your best friend

You: "Hey, flubbermuffin!"
Bestie: "Yes?"

flubbermuffin by flubbermuffin-elphaba November 22, 2011

Flubbermuffin

A weed dealer

Dang, that flubbermuffin had some good shit!

Flubbermuffin by Bigd50man February 19, 2020

fluttermuffin

A girls fart that stays trapped in her vaginal lips until it travels to the front for release. Often, there is a sensation of fluttering while the fart travels along the muffin.

The hard seat trapped my fart, sending to the front for escape. It wasa classic fluttermuffin. Girl fart front fart

fluttermuffin by yellow7112 January 22, 2014

flubber muffin 

Flubber Muffin can be used to describe extreme discontent. Often used when a person is raging. It's rumoured that this word originated from the first Viking incursion into China.

Oh FLUBBER MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flubber muffin by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

Fluffermuffin 

The vomit that is over 80% cum after a fluffer (from the porn industry) throws up after a full days work.

Damn! thats a big fluffermuffin!

Fluffermuffin by Duechy Mc'Baggins July 14, 2010

FluggerMuffin 

A profanity used by many christians who refuse to swear.

"FLUGGERMUFFIN! I STUBBED MY TOE!"

"I can't believe you just slept with my girlfriend you unbelievable Fluggermuffin!"

"Wow... you are a fluggermuffin and a half."

FluggerMuffin by NotChristian September 30, 2010

Flubber Muffin 

The roll of fat just above a heavy woman's genital region.

Marcya has one of the largest flubber muffins I have ever seen!

Flubber Muffin by Tyrsyxen October 14, 2011