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the Weingarten by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008
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Weingart
A member of the boys. In The 6ft range usually when older around 6’4. He tends to take to much time to get over girls. Usually just simps way to fucking hard for one girl when he has plenty of other bitches on their knees.
Weingart by Raspberry Frog July 27, 2020
Isaac Weingart
Basically the coolest fucking person you will ever see. If u ever see Isaac you should say ohhh my god he has one massive cock
person 1:Have u seen Isaac Weingart today
Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock
Person 2: of course he is soooo cool
Person 3 into their phone:Siri show me Isaac’s cock
Isaac Weingart by The big huge d man April 14, 2021
Weingarten Ratio
The Weingarten Ratio is a ratio used to rate girls. It is a step up from the normal 1-10 scale.
You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.
Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.
Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.
You take the girls hottness (1-10) and divide it by her self esteeem (1-10). You want the resulting number to be as large as possible. Using decimals will give a more accurate number.
Thus, 9/2 is a 4.5, whereas 6.5/5.3 is a 1.2.
Named after Weingarten, the theory is that you want a hot girl who either doesn't realize her value, or is dumb enough to spread her legs for you. A hot girl with high self esteem wont put out, so she's not worth it.
Joe: Dude, I totally met this hot 9
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.
Phil: What's her self esteem?
Joe: Like a 7
Phil: Thats only a 1.3 on the Weingarten Ratio. Not worth it.
Weingarten Ratio by Cattie H May 6, 2008
weingarten
weingarten by Reid Sullivan December 10, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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