malloc() n.

1. Function used for dynamic memory allocation in C
2. Function that should get the shit beaten out of it in C++
3. SUPREME LORD OF ALL EVIL
4. Borland's mom.
"Don't make me come up there and hafta malloc yo' ass"
by Dave E. August 17, 2004
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not to be mistaken with mallocated. sometimes used to mean the actions of someone who seems to be talking about something pointless.
"Mason, stop this mallocation. It's getting all over the place!"
by economicsmaster April 10, 2008
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This hotel is seriously mallocated, its not near any tourist attractions!
by hannamaphone June 18, 2005
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