What do you?
Drunk guy whispers into the ear of a fat girl at the bar: "It's almost closing time... Wuddya think about slippin' out back and suckin' my cock? Wuddya say?"
Fat girl: "Wuddya think about fuckin' me instead?
Drunk guy: "Wuddya think I am, fuckin' crazy or somethin? Ain't no way I'm gonna chance someone seein' me fuck your fat ass."
Fat girl: "Wuddya mean?"
Drunk guy: "I mean ur too fuckin' fat for me to be fuckin' in front of my homies. You look hungry. Wuddya want from KFC? You can suck me off in the car on the way there."
Fat girl: "Wuddya think about fuckin' me instead?
Drunk guy: "Wuddya think I am, fuckin' crazy or somethin? Ain't no way I'm gonna chance someone seein' me fuck your fat ass."
Fat girl: "Wuddya mean?"
Drunk guy: "I mean ur too fuckin' fat for me to be fuckin' in front of my homies. You look hungry. Wuddya want from KFC? You can suck me off in the car on the way there."
by Darkest Horse August 7, 2014