southhamptoned

sau-tham-tuhnd

adjective

When your squad gets obliterated during a transfer window
Alexi: "Arsenal have been Southhamptoned for many years now"
Michael: "Nah, you fookin cunt, Arsenal invented Southhamptoning."
by Trowawayatwork July 28, 2014
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to ejaculate onto someone's pillow at their hamptons' house. preferably the head of household. spawned from Lebron James' famous quote "taking my talents to south beach".
Larry: James, thanks for having me out here this weekend.
James: make yourself at home. My wife and I are going to the beach, do you want to join us?
Larry: no thanks, I have a few things to unload first.

*the next morning*
James: Oh f*ck, my pillow is stuck to my head!!!
Larry: That's right James, I've been taking my talents to southhampton
by Stepdads September 28, 2010
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