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Dreadknot 

A maneuver commonly used in the sport of American Football where while in a dogpile a player will pull a dreadlock of an opposing player through his helmet's ear hole, and then proceed to tie it to his face mask. If the dreadknotter is especially skilled and the dreadlocks are of sufficient length, the player will be able to tie the dreadlock to the other player's belt and/or shoe laces. The real accomplishment however comes when the player is able to tie more than 1 dreadlock to any part of the other player's gear resulting in the Multi-Dreadknot, which is quite an incredible feat indeed.
Larry Fitzgerald is overrated as hell, and his hair is very dumb. I wish Aaron Ross would dreadknot that bastard the next time they're in a dogpile.
Dreadknot by B Pliska October 6, 2009
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When you nut on or during Halloween or the week accompanying Halloween.

Also applicable, "Nutting with the overwhelming feeling of dread and or anxiety".
"Man, this milf dressed up as a nurse just rang my doorbell with her little kids fo' halloween, after she left I busted a fat dreadnut"
Dreadnut by Dreadnut October 26, 2018

Dreadknot 

That moment you realize you've eaten too much fiber and this Bowel Movement is going to be painful as hell. It will likely come out as a huge Dreadknot.
The coffee had kicked in, my day was going fine until I sat down for my morning BM. I immediately said to myself "oh no!....this is gonna hurt". I had eaten too much fiber and had created a Dreadknot.
Dreadknot by RJ Miller October 14, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026