A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your
keys in your car...assbomb to
your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it's not butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to
YOUR face.
Person 1:
Hey do you realize you don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I'
ve known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh
shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck
my lifeDying Man: Help I just got
shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person:
Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
