techack

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders.

2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.

Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.

techack by Clint July 26, 2004

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Telhack

Telhack was a group of young computer enthusiasts or hackers from Sweden, active in the early 2000's. They released a number of novice tutorials on various hacking- and phreaking related subjects as well as a few security advisories, exploits, trojan horses/RATs and more. Today, Telhack is merely an IRC chatroom located on EFnet.

A few releases: Backdoor.Hatckel, d0ped Trojan, Shambala Server 4.5 (Security Advisory and PoC Exploit), Blackmoon FTP Server 2.6 (Security Advisory), PVote 1.5 (Security Advisory), IcrediBB 1.1 (Security Advisory), Flooder.Win32.TelHack, Bindcheck (BIND-scanner for *nix/*BSD), Cloning with Sim-Pic v 2.4 (Tutorial), Breaking in to Mobiflex (Tutorial), General SS7 Security (Tutorial), Exploiting PHP (Tutorial), UAV_MOPS/Military Radio Warfare (Tutorial).

Telhack by TrackBaq July 31, 2009

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techack • techjack • techjacked • Telhack • Tschack

techjacked

When a technical support person walks into an office to work on one issue and is then overwhelmed by end users and all their problems they never opened a ticket for.

Boss calls up desktop technician that has been missing for two hours.

Boss: Billy, where have you been?
Billy: I went out on to the floor to install that monitor and 5 other end users came to me with 12 other issues they never opened a ticket for.

Boss: oh Billy, Techjacked again.

techjacked by groovypucks February 7, 2019

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Tschack

That one friend that is always in the keta hole. Like always.

This guy is soo Tschack

Tschack by ceekchr November 22, 2021

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techjack

tech brat

hey techjack
share bear: tech brat!

techjack by techbrathater May 24, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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