God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.
Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!
by ScramblesTheDeathKoala April 10, 2014
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