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Tech House 

Subgenre of house music (or techno) which combines both house and techno vibes to create a truly unruly sound never before encountered in human history.

A lot of people seem to like tech house for it's ability to cause you to move in new and imaginative ways like you have never experienced before. Additional side effects of even short term listening include potential gurning, even whilst sober.

See also: house music techno warehouse big room acid
Ed: "Mate, check out this new tech house record I bought - it's truly unruly!"
Justin: "A true instabag!"
Tommy: "Siiiick!"
Anthony: "Yeah man that's proper mint. Listen to dem vibesss"

tech house 

Men with big glasses and pale skin tend to like tech house.
tech house by Anders_HJ July 21, 2004

tech house bro 

A fratty guy who likes admittedly dope music. 20-29 years young.
The club was full of tech house bros so we left because we’re nerds who prefer future bass anyways, and tech house bros feel like our apex predator.
tech house bro by APOLOGIEZZZZZ February 6, 2023